WORLD PREMIERE: Lady Gaga & Beyonce "Telephone"

Um. So. Lady Gaga. Where to begin? Her nine-minute video with Beyonce for their song "Telephone" was a veritable mess. A gorgeous, murderous mess.

I'll just start with the screenshots. Besides the obvious Chanels, Clubmasters and (still-lit) cigarette sunglasses, there's a few I'll have to get back to you on identifying.

Seriously, you're going to need to click to zoom in on that thing.

Maybe its best just to let you watch the thing for yourself. Let me know if you think the Clubmaster-clad brunette in prison is an un-Gaga'd Gaga. A Stephanie Germanotta, if you will.